February 2012
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Full list of TMI pick up lines! →
fuckyeahclaryfray:
Is that a Seraph Blade in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
I would take you to South Carolina any day and you know we would take the scenic route!
You don’t need Witchlight to light up my world.
If the Angel gave me one wish, I’d wish for you every time.
Are you the demon Agramon? Because my worst fear is meeting the most beautiful person in the world!
I don’t...
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Cassandra Clare: so my husband is re-reading City... →
cassandraclare:
Him: I am starting to get what the Jace/Alec shippers are on about.
Me: Well, Alec likes Jace. That’s canonical.
Him: No. It’s the weapons room.
Me: The what?
Him: The weapons room.
Me: What about it?
Him: Whenever Alec and Jace have to be offstage, they’re always “in the weapons room. Everyone’s like “Where’s Alec and Jace?” “Oh, they’re in the weapons room.” Or “Alec and...
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I told a chemistry joke once… But there was no reaction…
LOL
Is it wrong that I failed Chem but I still find this funny?
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If this said South Carolina...
fuckyeahclaryfray:
likechildreninafairytale:
I CAN’T BREATHE HELP SAADFGDFS
HE’S IN A BATH OF MANGOS
A BATH
OF MANGOS
This makes my life!
January 2012
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